Everyone but Bette, Kit, and Marina go on a “spring break” to Palm Springs and recount their coming out stories. Bette cheats on Tina with the carpenter (Candace). Jessi and Hannah talk about their misguided love for Catfish.
Bette gets harrassed by conservatives, Shane meets her first lover for the course of the show, Jenny fucks up and sleeps with Tim, and Tina loses the baby!
Shane styles a famous lady’s hair, Jenny tries to make it back to LA, Tim is worried about Jenny but doesn’t do anything about it, and Tina gets harassed by her sperm donor’s girlfriend.
Shane meets up with an old friend, Dana and Laura act like petty babies about a dumb party, Bette’s dad is homophobic to her and her wife, and the infamous Jenny affair meets its end.
Tina gets pregnant, Bette gets bitchy, Alice gets her mom, and nothing special happens for anyone else, not even Jenny.
Shane and Alice deal with their dumb girlfriends while Jenny keeps crying to Marina. Nothing really special happens this episode.