"Taxes aren't real in England" - Bojack Horseman: Sorted

I'd like to invite you to take a pause for a moment, and get nice and sombre as we talk about this very deep, sincere, thoughtful show. I'd like to, but that won't be possible - our guest, Gwen from Green Mountain Mysteries is simply too dang charming! So instead let's get silly as we talk about everyone's favourite washed-up horse actor in Hollywoo.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

Check out Gwen: https://www.instagram.com/fauxgothgirlfriend/
And her podcast: http://twitter.com/GMMCast

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:
JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD
Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"Little murder tin cans" - Doctor Who: Sorted

We're travelling back in time to the not-too-distant future of 2012, when Superwholock ruled tumblr! Well, actually we're going back even further. Following the announcement that Russel T. Davies will be returning as the head writer of Doctor Who, let's dive in and sort the fantastic characters of the RTD era! Allons-y!

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com

"Shielbert & Greg" - Pokémon Sword & Shield: Sorted

It doesn't take much for us to decide we want to talk more about Pokémon, so now let's talk about one of them new-fangled video games! Or two I guess. Because actually Sword and Shield have really great characters... except for you.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"What does it cun?" - Lord of the Rings: Sorted

They're sorting the Hobbits in Hufflepuff!
The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, in Hufflepuff, in Hufflepuff!

Our friends Sam and Carmelle return to sort Lord of the Rings - an immensely popular franchise we've avoided for two years because we know nothing about it - except, of course, for the memes.

Check out Sam: http://twitter.com/lavaredshrub

Check out Carmelle: http://instagram.com/mblehp

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"He's very thinking" - Knives Out: Sorted

It's a classic whodunnit, with James Bond here to solve the crime. Was it really the nurse? Or one of the family? Or the housekeeper? Or Daniel Craig!? All I know is there's at least one Slytherin here. Meanwhile, Floo Powder? Makes no damn sense. Compels me, though.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's hypnotism" - Demon Slayer: Sorted

So your whole family died and your sister is a demon, but you have the power of God and anime on your side! To slay trains. Or to hypnotize maybe? It's unclear. But what IS clear is that we're sorting Demon Slayer with some guests!

Check out Sam: http://twitter.com/lavaredshrub

Check out Carmelle: http://instagram.com/mblehp

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"LeBron James is LeBron James" - Looney Tunes: Sorted

Everybody get up, its its time to slam now! Things are about to get Looney - NOT Goofy. We're sorting the trickster chaos gods known as the Looney Tunes. Please note, the following characters are NOT Looney Tunes: Rick & Morty, Austin Powers, the Droogs, and Ilsa Lund.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"You gotta awoo-woo!" - DuckTales: Sorted

After our previous attempt to sort DuckTales became the worst of messes, this week it's successes! It seems we're heading for the final curtain, so let's dig in to the surprisingly excellent reboot, with an all-star cast and, still, the greatest theme song in television.


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You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:


JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD


Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew


And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com


"Ms. Pac-Man inherits the earth" - Super Smash Bros.: Sorted

Life is like a hurri- wait, hang on. We've had some technical difficulties, so DuckTales will have to wait. Instead, we're sorting Smash Bros! We're sorting Pikachu for the third time and SO MANY Fire Emblem sword boys. Everyone is here! Except Ron. Because Becky won't lemme smash.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"Me am JD Hufflepuff!" - Scrubs: Sorted

No, it's not just one of JD's fantasies, JD re-he-HEALLY is sorting - JD! From Scrubs, that is. But I can't do this all on my own. So I guess, at the end of the day, it's always good to have someone you can count on.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"Don't think about Toy Story" - Toy Story: Sorted

This isn't sorting, it's podcasting with style! We're going to infinity and beyond as we sort everyone's favourite toys. You're gonna see it's our destiny to right our past wrongs and actually put some Toy Story characters in Gryffindor.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

Resorted

In two years of Sorted, we've made some controversial decisions with how we've sorted characters. This week, we're listening to your takes on characters we may have sorted too soon.

With thanks to John from Them's the Facts & Home Viewing, Mike & Gwen from Green Mountain Mysteries, Daniel from No Dice, and our friend Sam.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"The Royal Tank Top" - Breath of the Wild: Sorted

Whatever you call it - Legend of Zegend Breath of the Weath, Lelda of Zelda Brild of the Wild, or even The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, we're here to tell you what Hogwarts houses contain Hylian twinks, big buff fish men, and So. Many. Dads.

If you'd like to take part in our 2 year anniversary episode, send in an audio clip about 1-2 minutes, or writing about 100-200 words, telling us about a character you think we've mis-sorted and why to fiercepodcasts@gmail.com.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"It's spacetastic!" - Star Wars: Sorted

We're going to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away to sort Star Wars! Sequoia of Fanatical Fics & But Make It Scary, along with her extensive collection of Star Wars merch, joins us, despite our abundance of memes.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

Check out Sequoia: http://twitter.com/Sassquoia

Fanatical Fics: http://twitter.com/fanaticalfics

But Make It Scary: http://twitter.com/butmakeitscary

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"She fills the Izzy hole" - Harry Potter: Digisorted

In this perfectly typical not-a-prank episode, we're assigning Harry Potter characters their Digimon crests! Join us as we discover the real names of every character, that characters can have TWO personality traits (except Ron), and that JD is in love with Matthew Lillard.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"Vision, play Despacito" - Wandavision: Sorted

Wandavision, Wa-Wandavision! For the first time since we started, we're delving back into the MCU for the new hotness that is Wandavision. And mostly we're just very excited about this clever, creative show, as well as the dynamic trio of Jimmy, Darcy, and Monica. We also wonder if Vision could be a boombox, and implore Hank Green to save us from She Who Must Not Be Named.

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"The Hufflepuff of haircuts" - Pokémon Gen I: Sorted

In celebration of Pokémon 25 - and more importantly, the launch of our new podcast, PokéMakers! - we're sorting ALL 151 generation I Pokémon! You wanna know what Hogwarts house Parasect is in? Or Doduo? Or freaking Dewgong!? Well you're gonna find out!

Check out our new podcast, PokéMakers: http://twitter.com/PokeMakers

Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/

"My love is like love" - The Princess Bride: Sorted

For Valentines, we're sorting the most romantic movie about a couple who kinda seem to hate each other? But it's made up for with all those highly quotable sequiters. My name is inconcievable! You killed my mawwiage. Prepare to mostly die.


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You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:


JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD


Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew


And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/"


"I know colours" - Power Rangers Dino Charge: Sorted

It's morphin' time! Again! But this time the Dinos CHARGE! Tanner comes back to help us sort Power Rangers Dino Charge, because they want JD to NEVER know what's going on. Alex may or may not prefer the sentai - at least it has more dancing.


Check out Tanner: http://twitter.com/SparkyUpstart


And their podcasts: http://twitter.com/NIIRYFPod, http://twitter.com/PKMN_Millennium, https://twitter.com/LoserLikeMePod


Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!


You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:


JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD


Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew


And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/


"Why aren't you a marine biologist?" - Spongebob Squarepants: Sorted

Who lives in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a-


Are you ready, kids? We're sorting Spongebob Squarepants (the original, not the British dub starring Bill Nighy). Be prepared for a deep dive into the lore behind your favourite characters, like Squilliam Fancypants, French Narrator, and the giant David Hasselhoff robot.


Find us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SortedPod and tell us if you agree or disagree with our choices!


You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:


JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD


Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew


And check out the Pocket Podcast Network: http://www.pocketpodcastnetwork.com/