"Sorting is kinda stupid, actually" - Harry Potter: Sorted

We've come full circle, to the end of the road. For our final episode, we're here to sort the characters of Harry Potter into the Hogwarts houses. Because, frankly, a lot of the ones in canon are very clearly wrong. You might say that Harry Potter is inherently flawed, and sorting even moreso...

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Thanks for listening ✨️

"Isekaied into a podcast" - PokéMakers: Sorted

Today on PokéMakers, we're- wait, where am I? Whoops, wrong podcast. For the penultimate episode of Sorted, it's our most self-indulgent episode ever as we literally sort our other podcast! Gotta sort 'em all!

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Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

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"It's kind of a shōnen" - Scott Pilgrim: Sorted

In the mysterious land known as Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler. Along with most women in town, apparently. But his new girlfriend (after the highschooler) also has many exes - so let's sort them! Scott Pilgrim... vs the World!

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"We're Oooooooowl House" - The Owl House: Sorted

Let's travel to a magical world hidden from our own, where children can go to school to learn spells, and with a not-so-hidden darkside - and it's hella LGBT+ friendly! Forget Harry Potter, we're heading to the Boiling Isles to sort The Owl House. Hoot hoot!

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"That's not how eating works!" - Jujutsu Kaisen: Sorted

Alex binged an entire show purely to sort it, so now: this! JD listens while Alex explains magical jujutsu, Marco Diaz being horny for Jennifer Lawrence, and why the magical living curse whose fingers the protagonist keeps eating isn't actually that important to the plot.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"If you die in the card game, you die for real!" - Yu-Gi-Oh: Sorted

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d- oh, sorry, record's stuck there. Duel! We're sorting Yu-Gi-Oh, with a light serving of the Abridged Series, with JD trying to explain to Alex why these card games are so important.

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"When in Frog Rome" - Disney Princesses: Sorted

Do animals talk to you? Have you had true love's kiss? Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? If so, you must be a Disney Princess! Just as long as you're not from Frozen. No Frozen allowed in this club.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Get a gecko!" - Jurassic Park: Sorted

Welcome... to Jurassic Park: Sorted! A soon-to-be 6 movie series, but we almost entirely only talk about one of them! We were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn't stop to ask if we should. But we'll, uhh... find a way. Featuring an important announcement regarding Sorted.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

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"Flip your end-o!" - Harry Potter: AC Sorted

You know what they say, the best April Fools pranks come 5 days late. Uhh... not that this is April Fools. Nope. Perfectly normal episode sorting Harry Potter characters into their Animal Crossing personalities. We've got all your faves here, like the author's self-insert, Dolores Umbridge, and of course, V-V-V-Vinny and the Greg.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Cartoons wear uniforms" - The Simpsons: Sorted

Everyone sing the theme song! You know how it goes! "The Simpsons [hums for 30 seconds]"! We're sorting the first family of Springfield, a whole huge of side characters, and more memes than ever before! We're also here to talk about the problem of Flanderization.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

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"The Singing Potato"- Encanto: Sorted

We just made something unexpected for all of you! Today, we're gonna talk about Bruno, along with rest of the Famly Madrigal, as we sort Encanto. Hopefully we can cope with the pressure like a tick tick tick under the surface, and you'll find out what else can we do!

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You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

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"God's there and he's like what up!?" - Pokémon Legends Arceus: Sorted

We will never stop talking about Pokémon - especially not when an awesome new game comes out with some excellent characters to sort! It's Pokémon Legends: Arceus! This time, if you don't catch 'em all, they will catch you. Try not to get murdered by the horrifying bunnies and beavers out there.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"He goes to Vinegar" - Mob Psycho 100: Sorted

Get ready to count to 100 in a world where the places are condiments, the people are vegetables, and the vegetables are places... we're sorting Mob Psycho 100, Alex's favourite anime! Apparently we just like shows with atypical soft boy protagonists.

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Sometimes your Dad is Leomon" - Digimon Tamers: Sorted

Once more into the Digi breach! We're sorting Digimon Tamers - the best season of Digimon, because unlike the rest of Digimon, this season is actually good! The Digimon have personality! And there's more trauma than ever before! Hey Digimon, hey Digimon! Monster friends to the boys and girls~!

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Behold, my Llamainator!" - The Emperor's New Groove: Sorted

He's the hippest cat in creation - what's his name? Kuzco! We're sorting the phenomenal underrated Disney classic The Emperor's New Groove, and by sorting we mostly mean quoting. JD also gets intense when sorting it out. Also, apparently this podcast is just cohosted by Doofenshmirtz, now. Hey, Dan Povenmire, call us.

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"Nandor Evil Incorporated" - What We Do in the Shadows: Sorted

It's time for the sexiest episode of Sorted since The Sexy Episode. To celebrate the occasion of our 69th episode, what else could we sort but What We Do in the Shadows, and bask in the raw animal magnitude of Matt Berry bellowing "BAT!".

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"Naughty, nice, brave, and smart" - Elf: Sorted

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is podcasting loud for all to hear. This Christmas, we're bringing the gift of so many montages as we sort Elf, the beloved Christmas classic that holds up well - ignoring Zooey Deschanel's discomfort playig the love interest of a man 13 years older than her. And we also ask - what if Christmas in Harry Potter was nice? Even one time??

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Kermit shot first" - The Muppets: Sorted

Hi ho, friends! Boy, we've got a very special show for you tonight, with our guests, the Muppets! Yaaaaay! Which Muppet will spark our fiercest debate in some time? What even is a Muppet? And how many films would be better starring Muppets? All these questions and more may or may not be answered within!

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JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

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"Three vegetables and then they ran out!" - VeggieTales: Sorted

What better way to celebrate the Pocket Podcast Potluck event here on PPN than by inviting our friend Jessica, co-host of Colt Classics, to join us in talking about VeggieTales! We're celebrating food and friendship, two things that JD never learned about, due to tragically growing up without VeggieTales in his life. And even worse? He's never been to Boston in the fall.

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Check out Jessica's podcast: https://twitter.com/ColtClassicsPPN

You can also find us individually on Twitter and elsewhere:

JD - http://twitter.com/CodenameJD

Alex - http://twitter.com/Ptchew

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"Ceci n'est pas une Murder Weapon" - Clue(do): Sorted

There's been a murder! The game is afoot - the game of Clue, that is. Or should that be Cluedo? Either way, play along and see if you can find out who killed Dr Black - er, Mr Boddy.

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