This week there are some important questions. Did Cartoon Network censor cartoons? Did a Rabbi invent speed dating? Were flamingos a native bird to the DC area before we freedomized the hell out of it? Do anime protagonists age? We answer most of these this episode.
#54: Space is Bad for Jellyfish, Starbucks Soil, and A Boy Named Shel
Look friends, apparently space is really bad for jellyfish, or so John says. Gabe says Starbucks is testing our dirt. Chris decides a beloved song was written by someone else. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos, you can get their music everywhere!
#53: A Star Looking Towards the Stars, Soccer Draft, and a Dead President
Herein lies an episode randomly focused on presidents and their escapades both sexy and starry, but also how the State may use things we love to trick us into death. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#52: Leech Weather Machine, Before Sliced Bread, and Why We Have Chickens
What slogan did they use for sliced bread when it was invented? Were leeches used to predict the weather? Why did we start keeping chickens in the first place? On this episode, you will either find the answers to these questions or be tricked into thinking you have.
#51: Glowing Wombat, Sparkling Water Startup, and Courteney Cox Was First
In this episode we discuss if wombats glow, the ingenious startup plot (that if real Chris wishes he could have thought of first), and a surprising thing Courteney Cox may have been the first to do. Also we talk about Hard and Soft Water, and Chris makes the best joke of all time. | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. | You can submit "facts" for us at our website www.abolishunits.com
#50: This CEO Can't Drive, A Very Expensive Ham, and Olive Garden Slogans
The boys are back at it with new facts in this new year. In this episode we talk about CEO contract rules, very expensive hams, and Olive Garden.
*FEED DROP* 12 Days of Coltsmas
The boys are on holiday break right now, but that can't stop John from going to another PPN show to help spread the gospel of bad Christmas movies.
#49: D&D Bender, On the Origin of Rookie, and Oscars are Lifesavers
In our last episode of the year, we cover Gary Gygax's wild life, the chess origins of common sports words, and how the Oscars have magical life increasing properties. Chris reads a list of actors. Chris also gives some life stories. We wrap up our year end list of favorites. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos. Check it out wherever you get your music!
#48: Ginger Cookies Are Really Old, The Perfect Brick, and LEGO Tires
This week we discuss old recipes, the perfect platonic brick, and how LEGO may or may not make a lot of tires. John gets really mad and leaves the call mid show. We delve into Arthur episodes. We fall in love with a brick. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#47: Wyoming's Two Escalators, Presidential Grove, and Limited Range Sea Turtles
This week we discuss the riveting state of Wyoming and its lack of escalators, some named trees in the Augusta National, and how flexible sea turtles may or may not be. | You can submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#46: Hooting And Hollering, Cheap Cherry Picking, and Making it Rain
This episode was recorded after a hurricane and Chris lost internet, so Chris and John had to put together a shared setup. Thus the audio is a bit different. Anyways, this week we discuss a very Canadian brand law, why cherry flavoring is cheap, and Chris gets to do his Hot Takedown stats impersonation. | Submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#45: Religious Malware, Tom Holland: Sleepy Boy, and Esperanto Didn't Solve Everything
The boys talk about malware, crabs, Tom Holland, and linguistics. This episode could also be filed under G for Gabe turns in his homework, or perhaps B for Bill of Rights. | Submit facts for us and www.abolishunits.com | Our intro/outro music is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now going by the name New Weirdos.
#44: Elemental Hotspot, Horsepower is a Dumb Unit, and Spiderman Horse Problems
Gabe talks about a town that basically discovered all the elements or something, Chris goes on an anti-unit rant with his fact, and John talks about how a horse problem could have changed the trajectory of Spiderman. We also talk about Herbie Fully Loaded. A lot. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA which can now also be found under the name New Weirdos wherever you find your music.
#43: A Very Small Bird, a Very Nice Scent, and a Very Early Spotify
This episode has a lot of verys. John tells us of the smallest bird, Gabe forces us to consider weasel scent glands, and Chris brings up the Spotify of the early 20th century. We give our opinions on milk. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro of our show is "Never Far". by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos, you can find all their music wherever you love to find music.
#42: The Crown Marbles, Beef Accents, and Thnks Fr Th Mmrs Biden
This week Chris and John both bring some good ol' England facts, with Chris's being more Royal centered and John's being more beef centered. Gabe make us realize perhaps we have Joe Biden to thank for all our favorite Pop-Punk hits. We compare political figures to bread for some reason.
#41: Chess Capita, The First High-Five, and PETA Hates Paintings
The boys are back with their wacky facts! Gabe turns us into a nerd podcast to talk about chess, Chris implies High Fives are younger than his parents, and John discusses PETA's early days. | Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, who can now be found under the name New Weirdos wherever you like to listen to or buy music.
#40: Bibleman Villainy, Reptilian Lifespans, and Variable Jenga
In this very special Show Swap episode, The Ghoul Tank boys (Lachlan and Ajay) + Britty of No Dice and Colt Classics have a very deep discussion about trained actor animals. In terms of the actual content of the show, Lachlan Rants about Bibleman, Ajay faces the concept of reptile mortality, and Britty embraces the ever changing variables of Jenga. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#39: America's Big Trench, Trippy Bread, and Landfill Economy
Some very deep discussion occurs in this episode about the alignment of vegetables, as well as Gwyneth Paltrow. In terms of the actual show Gabe brings up hallucinogenic bread, John talks about imperialism, and Chris posits esoteric economic predictors. | You can submit facts for us at www.abolishunits.com | The Intro/Outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now known as New Weirdos.
#38: Clock Of The South, Buttface Lobster, and Epic Gamer Moment
This time on Them's the Facts we discuss clock based anti colonial symbolism, how all lobster are buttfaces, and devolve Gabe's gaming fact into a discussion of Chris's glory days in MMORPGs. (Slight apology for some audio issues from on of the tracks) | You can submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com | The intro/outro music of our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now New Weirdos. Find their music wherever you like to stream or purchase.
#37: Maple Invasion, AK-Tolerance, and Drain Your Spleen
It's 4th of July so we made sure to do facts about Canada and Russian guns, because that makes perfect sense. Also it's impossibly to count how many times this episode. we felt we should clarify that our bits are not actual endorsements or ideas.
Submit "facts" for us at www.abolishunits.com !
The intro/outro music for our show is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now going by New Weirdos. You can find music from either iteration of the band wherever you get your music.