CASE FILE - DICKFORD YATES ATTY AT MOUNTAIN

Someone called me one dimensional. I’ll show you one dimensional. I’ll have so many damn dimensions you’ll think you’re looking at a mother fucking truncated demicube. Detectives Kilmister and Palmer meet a lawyer from the mountains just outside of town. He’s a nice guy.

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CASE FILE - SIMPLY WILLARD

Detectives Carsondale Palmer and Sebastian Kilmister are back.  They are back. After all of the murder and fight club stuff its nice to be back with a good old-fashioned criminal.  Willard exists somewhere between true love and that Marjory Diehl Armstrong from that Netflix special Evil Genius.

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Episode 21 – The End of Lebron Tuesday Part 2

In the exciting and confusing conclusion of Season 1 of The 15th Precinct our heroes finally come to terms with the reality of Lebron Tuesday.  Relationships are created, families are reunited, and a bunch of people die. C’est La Vie.  

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Episode 20 – The End of Lebron Tuesday Part 1

It is time dear listener.  Our heroes must come to terms with the countless fiends and scoundrels they have met throughout the year.  It is time to face the cities greatest foes. Time to stare death in the face. Maybe time to go bowling.

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Episode 18 – Corbin: The Silver Eyed Man of My Dreams

Our heroes enter their own minds and discover the realm of Corbin.  In this episode the lines between fantasy and reality are skewed forever.  Carsondale’s fragile psyche reaches its breaking point on the latest episode of the 15th Precinct.

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Episode 17 – Curiosity Killed the Karl

We’re having a cookout y’all!  A barbeeee q! It’s a special outdoor episode of the 15th.  Seb is the master grillsman and his dog Sandy runs free and wild!  Its all fun and games until Karl interrupts the celebration.

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Episode 16 – You, Me and Boner Tim Makes Three

Did you know Boner Jim had a brother?  Neither did I. This week in the precinct Carey and Seb take a well earned vacation; that is until a mysterious stranger calls in to report a missing person.

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Episode 15 – Double Dick Does Dirty Deeds Dastardy for Dummies

Inspired by Fast 8 the F8 of the Furious (tm, tm, fair use) Seb decides to recruit a mole.  Who better to infiltrate the Very Serious Bowling League than our old pay Rich Richards. Meanwhile, Carey has personal issues.

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Episode 13 – It Might Not Be a Dog

Carey and Seb are off to work!  Unfortunately it seems Carey has left his phone turned on at Seb’s house.  Luckily J.R.S. Reynolds is on the job. Alongside his carpenter Clint McCory and B. Jim the three craftsman explore the depths of Seb’s house.

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Episode 11 – Guess who's back back back….back again. Its Yung Jockstrap

Found mere hours after drugging children’s Easter baskets Peter Ness aka Yung Jockstrap finds himself entangled in the strong arms of the law.  Carey is still recovering from his devastating injuries and the boys desperately search for a way into the bowling league.

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Episode 10 – The Sebtacular! Feat. Dr. Whitfordson Armor

Carey is severely wounded.  He may not pull through, so Seb gets his own show!  Its the first even Sebtacular. With the help of Carey’s doctor perhaps one day our heroes will crack the case of Lebron Tuesday

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Episode Nine – Daisy “Golden Eagle” Tuesday

Hot on the trail of criminal mastermind and near-do-well Lebron Tuesday, Seb and Carey meet a teenager who may prove useful.  Join the detectives as they get to the bottom of the Very Serious Bowling League and suffer their first major injury on the latest installment of the 15th Precinct.

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Episode Eight – J.R.S. Reynolds Contracting Services

Seb’s building a new greenhouse!  It’s always nice to have a new hobby!  The fellas meet a new friend and he sure can build structures.  Join the detectives on their first real field trip!

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Episode Seven – Jeff “No Impressions” Spacey

He is not Kevin Spacey and the relationship to Kevin is tenuous at best.  Seb and Carey find themselves in a local dive bar when all hell breaks loose on the latest installment of the 15th Precinct.

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Episode Six – Ace the Private Dick

Carey knows someone who might be of service in locating his missing child.  Ace the private eye using something called “evidence bags” and gathers “clues” in an effort to help these two stalwart detectives on the greatest case in their lives.

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Episode Five – The Bureau of Batshit Monikers

Our Detectives are having a rough week with the new intern as their chat is interrupted by two men who feel the need to hide their identities.  Carey and Seb are forced to reconcile with the idea that they may not be the hunters after all.

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